The review is brilliant. Here are the first couple of sentences:
Some of these people make my skin crawl. The characters of “Sex and the City 2″ are flyweight bubbleheads living in a world which rarely requires three sentences in a row. Their defining quality is consuming things.
It only gets better (or worse if you were involved in making this trash) 
May 18th, 2011 on 4:34 PM
Hahaha that guy totally burned them ! The worst part about being a critic would be watching garbage like that.
June 15th, 2011 on 10:23 AM
True but writing reviews for bad movies is fun