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A scientist, and physicist and an economist…
A scientist, and physicist and an economist were trapped on a desert island. they had one can of beans but no can opener. the scientist said “lets assume that i smash the can with a rock then we could split the beans evenly,” but the others said they would lose too much in the process. the physicist said “lets assume i put the can in the fire and wait til it pops open and then we split the beans evenly,” but the others said it could explode and theyd lose the beans. so the economist said “assume we have a can opener…”
Golfer
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said ‘How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin – in every way’
The doctor told him, ‘I’ll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.’
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, ‘You’re the first; no one has EVER touched these.’
He immediately drops his pants and replies, ……’Look at this, ……..still in the CRATE!
Brazilian Soldiers
An aide walks into the oval office. George W. Bush is currently president, and the Iraq war is dragging out into a long and grueling occupation. The aide presents the numbers from yesterday to the President.
“Mr. President, yesterday the US coalition forces killed a confirmed 36 insurgents.”
The President nodded his head patriotically.
“There were some losses on our end, however.” The aide continued. “We lost a US hummer with four soldiers in it to an IED outside of Tekrit, and 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a crossfire in Baghdad.”
The president nodded solemnly with the news of the hummer, but his face was ashen by the end of the sentence, and he buried his face in his hands. The aide looked startled, “Sir, what’s the matter.”
With scared eyes, the president looked up and mumbled “How many is a brazilian?”
A Husband and Wife Get in a Fight
A husband and wife get in a fight one morning so when the man comes home from work he brings her some flowers.
He hands them to her, she kisses him and then drops her pants and pulls up her skirt.
She says “This is for the flowers!”
He says “Honey, don’t you have a vase?”
The Voice Australia Audition – Jodie Ellis
Prepared to be awed by this young lady’s beautiful voice.
Go Jodie!
Draw A Stick Man
This is all over the ‘net and chances are you’ve already seen it but what the hell:
Draw a stick man. It’s fun 
http://www.drawastickman.com/
An Engineer Goes To Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: “So, how are things in Hell?” Satan replies: “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.” “What!” God exclaims: “You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have been sent to Hell… send him to me.” “Not a chance,” Satan replies: “I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him!” God insists: “Send him back or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs uproariously and answers: “Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?”